"You see? There are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. Indeed, that’s what we provide in our own modest, humble, insignificant… Oh, fuck it.”
I go to sleep every night with 34 pounds of cat on top of me. That would probably scare off 90 percent of the Tinder community, but for the 10 percent that embrace it, I’ve got nothing to hide from there.