"Do you have some advice for me to become a better soldier?"

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loki-friggason:

It looks likE A THOR & LOKI VICTORIAN HORROR AU

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Adèle Exarchopoulos - Ela Stone - 2014

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You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.

We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”

I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”

He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.

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— Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals  (x)
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donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

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   Anonymous:
   what is your overall thoughts on the trailer for gone girl and have you read the book?

that trailer looks really fantastic. and yes!! i read the book 1 year ago. i enjoyed its beginning but actually i was disappointed with its ending. I believe David Fincher would improve upon the book’s shortcomings :’)

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hermione:

I did not kill my wife. I am not a murderer.

Gone Girl (2014), dir. David Fincher

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That sandwich was the only good thing going on in my life! Someone ate the only good thing going on in my life!

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Sebastian’s ring and chest hair appreciation (x)

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   Anonymous:
   never leave your url is too good

yeah, i think my url is the best thing in my blog

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I’m so out of love with you.

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source

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HW